Roller Hockey logos are among the most embarassing ever for 'professional' sports. Here's part I of many highlighting (or lowlighting) Roller Hockey logos. First up the Anaheim Bullfrogs, who played in the RHL from 1993 to 1999, using the same logo throughout the Bullfrogs' entire tenure in the RHL. The logo shown at right has so many things wrong with it, I don't know where to begin. Let's start with the crown: What is a crown doing on a 'bullfrog' who's on a roller hockey logo?
Answer: It's the Roller Hockey League.
What's on the frog's hands? Do frogs even have 'hands' per se?
Answer: It's the Roller Hockey League.
And what's that underneath the frog's mouth? It's yellow with
red polka-dots. I don't know anything on a frog that's yellow with red dots.
Answer: It's the Roller Hockey League.
And what's up with the frog's feet? It's like the frog had roller blade wheels surgically implanted in his feet.
And through it all, the purple diamond on the back p.o.'s me the most. There is no point for the diamond, there is no need for the diamond, and it totally contrasts the entire thing. So why is it there?
Answer: It's the roller hockey league.
That's it for today's post. See ya next time.
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